Amber and Barbie

I'm 21, Lesbian, Barrel Racer. I love my horse Barbie a 10 year old quarab. She was raised by me. Together we will take on this world.

elievers:

everybody-loves-barbie:

everybody-loves-barbie:

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the…

It’s a leviosa/leviOsa thing.

But “leviosa” has multiple syllables. “Egg” only has one. I am very confused. How does one pronounce “egg” differently?

Like you could say it with the ‘e’ like in “hey” or the ‘e’ in “let”

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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get rich or die trying to graduate from college

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I maed a poop, mom!
Barbie sniffing my new boots.

Jodie Foster just married Dylan from The L Word.

23. April 2014

I’m not prepared for this.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

I have had the ‘egg’ pronouncing argument.

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